Thursday, November 22, 2012

I am Thankful For...


I'm posting this on Thanksgiving to list just a couple things that I am currently thankful for:

1) Water (especially here in ThaiHOTland)

2) USD to Baht currency exchange

  I went from this...

To this...


3) My apartment AC (nuff said)

4) My fellow school English teachers, couple Bridget and Eric who are super cool for never making me feel like this....

5) Instagram for making my photography skills look better than they actually are.

6) Coconut smoothies, coconut ice-cream, coconut milk, coconut juice, coconut shavings, coconut, coconut, COCONUT!

coco.gif (32771 bytes)

7) Cloudy days (aka not heat stricken weather)

8) Tiger Balm for healing my massive itchy bug bites.



9)  My water jar heater that heats the water for my instant coffee in the morning.



10) And last but not least, my friends and family...I love and miss you dearly.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

P.S. I went a little GIF crazy but I don't even care! 

"It's the weekend. I don't know you. You do not exist."

Whadddupp!!! Ok so I try saying that to my students when they walk in my class and they just look at me funny and laugh so I stopped saying it even though it’s the first thing that comes to mind when a student says “Morning Teacher!”

The past 3 weekends have been very different, one was in Ayutthaya, the next was spent in good ole' Suphanburi, and this past weekend was Bangkok. 

November 3-4 Ayutthaya
First weekend in November, a group of us left early Saturday morning and hopped on a van to Ayutthaya which was once the ancient capitol city of  Thailand. Now there are a bunch of ruins left over from however many years ago and whatever, I'm not gonna go over the whole history of the place so Wikipedia it if you want.
So we get there after an hour and half van ride and just started walking around. Surprise, surprise, it was hot and we were sweating like hookers in church. I wore a white t-shirt....big mistake. There were so many ruins to visit and that we did! I have so many pictures of the different Wats (aka monastery temples) that I could not even tell you which ones are which. Saturday night after finally finding a hostel to stay at, we took a river cruise tour of the temples surrounding the river. The sun was setting and I got some really cool pictures of all the different ruins, temples, churches, etc, etc, etc. (yes I just referenced 'The King and I') So here are a few pictures of Saturday day/night around Ayutthaya. 






The next day we woke up relatively early and...yup visited more ruins! I have to be honest and say that once you've seen one Wat, you've kind of seen them all. . The best part of the day was the fact that we traveled by bicycles! I forgot how much I loved riding a bike. I don't know how long it's been since I rode one, but I loved it! It definitely helped with the heat beating down on us to be able to ride and feel a breeze. When we were riding to this one Wat, my friend Amanda started playing music on her phone and I felt just like the girls from the movie 'Now and Then', singing along to the songs, riding my bike (movie scene), not a care in the world! After exploring most of the city, we ventured back to Suphanburi for a much needed nap and I needed to finish planning my lessons for the week. Below are a few more pictures from Sunday biking excursion. 

November 9-11 Suphanburi
So the whole week leading up to this weekend, I was not feeling well at all. I could feel myself coming down with something and then on Friday, I was legit SICK! Literally everything ached, sore throat, runny nose, dizzy, fever, etc, etc, etc. Needless to say I did not make it to school that day.
Me on Friday = 

 I stayed home and basically slept all day and my friend Bridget was kind enough to go to the pharmacy for me to get me some medicine. Funny note on the medicine: when she went to the pharmacy, she got me some Tylenol and tried to explain to the store clerk what was wrong with me and the lady just handed her a random pack of  Amoxicillin. Apparently all those hard core antibiotics are over the counter here...Crazy.

I felt a lot better on Saturday, which meant I could attend and judge the local schools' Spelling Bee Contest! Basically our teachers here asked us if we could help out with these English competitions that the locals schools have. So we said sure why not. Never in my life did I think I would utter the words, "I can't this weekend, I'm judging a spelling bee contest", but that's exactly what I said. At the competition, we were asked to recite the words and sentences written on this piece of paper that they gave us to a classroom full of only the elite spellers. They then had to write the word that we recited down. Now saying each word and sentence out loud is a very tactical task. First you have to say the word and count in your head to 10 Mississippis then say the sentence and then repeat. Now considering I had just recently risen from my death bed, this task was not as simple as it seemed. I'm pretty sure I lost count of a couple Mississippis while waiting to say each word while sneezing and coughing at the same time. However, I did the best I could to say each word and sentence to the best of my abilities even though I probably came off sounding like nasalfied steve urkel. In the end, there was a winner and I congratulated her said my goodbyes to the other teachers and went home and got my butt back into bed. BEST SPELLING BEE EVERRRRR....



November 17-18 Bangkok
So this past weekend, I was in Bangkok Saturday and Sunday and basically did every American thing imaginable from the food to the overall activities. I’m not proud of it because culturally I gained nothing but this is the first time I'm missing Thanksgiving with my family back home and I just wanted to feel like an American for a day or two and do some American things. So….my all-American weekend consisted of 2 movies (Breaking Dawn part 2 and Skyfall 007) at the theater in Siam Square, shopping at the huge Siam Paragon mall , mint chocolate chip ice-cream, Starbucks, and McDonalds. Like I said, I’m not proud but I’m gonna be here for at least the next 10 months and every now and then I’m going to need to get my American fix. Sue me!
I barely took any pictures because I spent most of my
time at the movies but here is a pic of  khao san road aka 'farang central'
That's all for now...peace!

"It is better to travel well than to arrive" -Buddha




Monday, November 12, 2012

School: On Tuesdays We Wear Pink!

Sawatdee Kha!

Well I've been in Thailand almost a month and every day I seem to be experiencing something new. Teaching is both wonderful  in a "I'm making a difference in their lives" kind of way and not so wonderful in a "I wish had a taser gun right now" kind of way. Don't get me wrong, the kids are cute and I really like teaching but sometimes they drive me so crazy, I want to pull my hair out I want to pull their hair out:) 

I teach 18 classes a week at Kanchanapisek Secondary School. Each class has around 45 to 50 students and 55 minutes long however they never start or end on time. I'm confused as to why we even have bells. I teach M1 which are 12/13 year olds and M4 which are 15/16s year olds. Although all the kids look way younger than they actually are. The 12/13s look like they should be strapped to a stroller and the 15/16s are equivalent to American middle schoolers. All in all I see about 900 kids a week. So as much as I want to I hope these kids aren't expecting me to remember their name/life story cause chances are it ain't gonna happen! Below is a pic of my fellow teacher Bridget and I before school one day. 
Back to school...back to school...
Some interesting things I learned in my first 2 weeks of teaching English...

1) Thai student names

  • Here in Thailand the students are given nicknames so we "farang" foreign teachers who would otherwise have no shot in hell correctly pronouncing their real Thai names because they are straight up ridiculous. I have this theory that people here get a bag of letters and throw them on the ground and whatever that spells out is somebody's name. These nicknames aren't your average nicknames either but I personally think they're awesome. Here are a few my favorite/common nicknames I come across in class: 

  1. Ice
  2. Pear
  3. Inkjet (my fav)
  4. Nice
  5. Porn
  6. Earth
  7. Boss
  8. M
  9. Om
  10. Nut
  11. Oops
  12. Best
  13. Mild
  14. Tar
  15. Donut
2. It is not frowned upon to nap in the teacher lounge. 
  • The first week I was surprised to see how many teachers nap at their desk when they're not teaching and I frickin love it! Don't worry I didn't sleep at all my first week at my desk because I wanted to make a good impression and show the other teachers that I'm not some lazy American but now that I'm almost 3 weeks in they all know me well enough to know that I am a lazy American and who doesn't love a 10 min siesta during a hard's day work!? Below is picture I took of my fellow teacher Wanadee eating another teacher's fruit while she enjoys her afternoon nap.


3. "On Tuesdays we wear pink!" 
They really do! (Mean Girls movie reference ha)

4. They weren't lying when they said this was the "Land of Smiles" 
  • All the students, teachers, janitors will always smile at you and say hello/sawatdee kha. My cheeks were sore the first week from smiling so much.
5. Thai students love to flatter you...
  • The students are always telling me and my fellow American English teachers how beautiful and handsome we are even when we know they are lying because last I checked a sweaty, red in the face, marker smeared on their face isn't considered to be all that pretty but whatever. They suck up more than your average kiss up student. At first when I would hear: "Teacher, teacher beautiful!" I would just roll my eyes, smile and be all "Oh stop it you!" but now I'm like "Stop lying to me! Get to class!" 
Also mad props to this kid, he gets an "A" for Ass Kissing 

6.  Never underestimate the power of Bieber
  • I discovered in my second week how much these kids love to listen to music. I realize now that pretty much the only way I can get my kids to work quietly is if I bribed them with music. I tell them I will play music if they shut the you know what up! And eureka! It totally works. My class playlist includes the classic hits of today's best teen bop pop. And if it keeps them quiet, I'm totally down to rock out to the ever artistic One Direction, Justin Bieber, and Gangnam Style.
All in all, I'm really enjoying learning how to be a teacher by...being a teacher. The kids never cease to make me smile because well they basically laugh at everything I say and it's contagious. There are good days and there are bad days, but it's new and it's exciting and I'm enjoying the ride.That's all for now! My next post will be about my fun weekend in Ayutthaya...so stay tuned for more teaching and traveling in Thailand adventures with yours truly! 

“Think left and think right and think low and think high 
Oh! the Thinks you can think up if only you try!” –dr. seuss